Take this simple test to find out if you have the potential to be an authentic Asian Slut!

Qn A
Are you Asian or have Asian Parentage?
1. Yes
2. No. Does fucking around with Asians count?

Qn B
Choose the most appropriate wardrobe to suit your everyday needs
1. Slinky camis and lacey tanks
2. I cover myself up most of the time, but i squeeze my breasts with my arms when a cute guy/ang moh/man walks past

Qn C
Complete this sentence. I think porn is:
1. Stimulating
2. No big deal. I prefer the ones i make myself

Qn D
Complete this sentence. I like men that are:
1. Old and rich
2. Dead and rich

Qn E
Choose the most appropriate type of underwear
1. Raunchy ones with lots of lace/leather/feathers
2. I do not own underwear

Qn F
Complete this sentence. Snatching another girl's boyfriend is:
1. Acceptable as long as he loves me
2. Acceptable as long as he is rich

Qn G
Sexual relations are acceptable if:
1. Protection is involved
2. The other half is rich and of western parentage

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Your score :
Congratulations on completing the abovementioned test. It has in no way benefitted you. However, if you did find that the answers could be applied to you, YOU HAVE THE MAKINGS OF AN ASIAN SLUT.

My advice to all budding Asian Sluts - Stay away from me enough so it does not impact my life negatively, but stay close enough for me to bitch occasionally.