The Mis-Adventures Of Kanina The Clown

Once upon a time, Kanina the Clown decided to go fishing. Packing up her belongings - yes, all 600 kilos of super cheap make-up, she headed down to the lakeside for a day of fun.

Once there, she unloaded of make-up and built a temporary hut to shield herself from the harsh sunlight. She pried open the stacks of compact powder, the tins of eye shadow and the bucket loads of lipstick.

She made herself comfortable and sat her big fat ass down.

"I must catch some fish today"

Minutes passed. Minutes turned into hours. But still no sign of any fish.

Cursing under her stinky as hell breath, she checked the bait at the end of the fishing line.

"Nabeh. Still there mah. Why no fish??! In my 15 (emphasizes repeatedly on this) yrs of ......."

Stinking from all the sweat she produced under the blistering heat, she decided to strip down and wash her panties in the lake.

"Since i'm here, i'll be my typical kiasu and kiam siap (read : cheapskate) self and help myself to the free water. In my 15 yrs ............"

As the panties touched the water, it began to churn bubbles. Big horrid ones. The greenish discharges on the panties slid evil-ly into the lake.

Bubbling away like mentos with diet cola.

The ecolife never knew what hit them.

In an instant, the lake was filled with animals - all gone belly up. Some shellfish managed to claw their way out of the water, but their joy was short lived. Having been contaminated by the foul green acid, their shells started to corrode and eat into their flesh.

Bubble. Bubble. Bubble.

The stench flooded the surrounding greenery, forcing many wildlife to flee for their poor life. Alas, most did not survive. Those that did, mutated into hideous forms from the aftermath of the DNA altering foul smell and contaminated water.

Breaking into a sly smile (which coincidentally cracked the thick make-up on her irritatingly ugly face), Kanina the Clown merrily scooped up her fish and what-nots.

"What a great catch! I should have done this earlier!"

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The next day - headlines blare over the front page :

WORST CASE OF NUCLEAR WASTE LEAKAGE DISCOVERED AT LAKE! ECO SYSTEM SEVERELY DAMAGED.

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Moral of the story -
1. Wash your panties everyday
2. Be bitchy - get a story =)