Saturday, July 15, 2006

Today was such a long day. A long eventful day. A long, eventful, happy day.

So long and eventful, it has to be broken down into 3 parts.

Part 1:
The Amazing Quirkiness of iBra

We had lessons on psychology with iBra today.

The topic being - How hospitalization (into a mental institution) will affect the family.

All groups did a pretty good job. Most understood the detrimental impact that follows after the negative sterotyping. However, Zul (being a pseudo-psycho expert) had enough foresight to highlight the positive impact that the mental illness may bring. Fara did all the written work and i was forced to present. The combination of our group effort brought praises from iBra. He was impressed with our work.

iBra further explained the notion of mother-child bonding that has been proven to affect the personality and character of the child into adulthood. He mimicked a suckling infant which brought the class to tears (of laughter) and nightmare later on (cause it looked really gross).

The image has since been burned into memory, together with dolby surround sound.

Part 2:
Me + Fara + Zul @ orchard

It has been a long time since we went out together in this combo. We had fun window shopping at Heeren. Minou has since moved out, we dragged Zul to NewUrbanMale for more gay clothes choices, adidas to view the current collection, Minitoons + Action City for toys toys toys.

Then we hopped down to Cineleisure to grab Burger King and people watch. People watching is never complete without bitching. So there we sat, chomping down on artery clogging oily morsels, and engaging in some serious level of bitching. If you heard the things we said, you would have washed our brains and mouths out with a tub full of dettol and an extra large wad of steel wool.

And.. i need to bring this up. As i sat there, innocently bitching about passer-bys, this skinny girl in a mini skirt dropped her wallet a few meters in front of me. What do you think she did? That stupid girl just spread her legs apart and picked it up - unwittingly flashing me with the reddest of red underwear beneath her skirt. Freaking shit.

If i was a kopitiam ah pek, hardworkingly shading my numbers for tomorrow's draw, i would have to spit some serious amount of saliva in hope of 'buang-ing the suay' away. Lucky, i did not get any bak chiam - else i shoot the pus back at her. Then she know. NB.

Next, we headed down to Fara's sister's workplace. She was such a darling. She gave us free use of the PC, a notebook - her gift of love to us, and made us feel really at home there. We saw the 'desperate schoolgirl' there, as usual, alone. Why she was there, i don't know. And i'm not really interested to find out. Haha.

We spied a whole group of gays there too. They were loud and the place is small, so you can't miss it.

Oh yeah, Fara got something stuck under her eyelid. The blardy thing survived all sorts of interventions. And after a while, she looked as though she had been beaten silly - a swollen eye. I presume it must have been a cockroach - no other can survive as many halocausts and natural disasters.

Part 3:
The Debate (Prop - Halim + Me + Fara, with reply speech by Me)

I was glad to see Joey again. Everyone seems smitten by him.

Joey, as usual helped us with prep, a short brief chat to steer us in the right direction. Too brief for my liking though. More more more leh!

I managed to give a decent debate today, or so i think. Heeheee... I salvaged whatever shred of flesh leftover from wednesday.

Alienhead was her fucking irritating usual self. Purposely attracting attention by making a nuisance and a fool of herself. Butting in whenever possible to join in the conversation. I had to freaking brainwash myself not to hurl my slipper at her. No physical abuse but she still could not escape my verbal abuse.

And boy, did i relish the moments... hehehee..

Guess what, i would gladly do it all over again =)