Some people irk me beyond belief. Good grief, they send my imagination into overdrive. So much so, i feel like stepping on their head with a pair of leather boots till their eyeballs pop out.

Allow me to explain.

Get ready for some serious dose of bitching.

Scenario One - The case of the conniving lazy smuck who tries to pass off as a friend.
I'm currently on attachment with a fellow classmate with a total disregard of whatever friendship or teamwork stands for.

Nevermind she sabotaged us (chicken, far and me) at the last posting.
Forget that all she ever does is hypocounts that last forever.
We can even overlook the fact that she works slower then a snail in slow-mo.

But how can u expect to turn a blind eye when she doesn't repect the essence of teamwork?! This lame excuse for a nurse (and that of a friend) shoves shit to everyone else.

Ie. Asking chicken if she wanted the chance to administer nebulizer.
Real reason : She didn't understand the new order and was too stupid to ask. It is easier to let someone else take over the shit.

Another example - Rushing to serve medicine after her break, when the rest of us were slogging to take parameters and changes. That lazy bitch. She didn't even bother to take over the work so we could go. Blardy hell. Fucker, we need to eat too, you know!

Example 3 - she avoids attending to patients that are easily angered or doesn't speak her language. Pleeeeeeeeease. All patients should be treated equal without discrimination. Freaking rude ones can be tackled with some painstakingly built rapport. That fucker siams all call bells and avoids the patients she labels as 'difficult' like the plague.

And to end my case, the patients, in turn, verbalize outright that they do not want her to step near them. Woohoo..... If i were to list the stupid, ridiculous dumb antics i have witnessed her do in the ward, i may end up with a novel. A whole 100,000 page novel. Thicker then the bible.

Think about it. Nursing, in all it's glory, is all about teamwork. Never a one man show. Especially when there are so many patients under your care. But that bitch doesn't know that. Or maybe, she just doesn't care. Clamouring for the more 'glamourous' procedures like serving medication and her stupid hypocount. You would think that with all that practice, she'll be damn blardy good at those. Rubbish. She takes forever to complete the tasks and shoves the patients who hate her to us. Talk about integrity.

Scenario Two - The case of the heavily made-up, Ronald MacDonald lookalike Bitch who abuses her authority.
Yup. More bitching on the topic of Kan-ni-nah. She's the grandma of all bitches. Makes me just want to whip out my little voodoo doll and stick pins all over and set it on fire.

But that matter has blown over. I'm not letting her get in the way of reaching my goals. She can stuff her face into the sanitizer and lick on shit. Wahahaa.

Scenario Three - The case of the badly trained staff with an equally poor attitude.
This type of people can manifest anywhere. Heck, their work equals rubbish. My advice - please work on your attitude. Efficiency will come with hardwork and organization.

And when there are students attached to the ward, these horrid staff insist on their method being right. I question you not because your modus operandi seems simply ridiculous. I'm trying to be open to reason, by allowing them a chance to state their piece. Although, more often then not, they make matters worse. Because, in the end, not only do they look stupid, they also project the image of mutherfuckers.

Either work well, or don't work at all.