Wednesday, May 10, 2006

I enjoyed my day immensely =)

Woke up late and dragged myself to school for the debate heats (ah, the consequences of staying up til 4am to answer IMs and SMSes). I would not recommend the health hazard to anyone.

The dress code (as advised by Halim), extolled : "Formal. Please wear a long sleeved shirt". Practicing the art of selective reading, I slapped on a white mandarin collared long sleeved shirt with jeans and a pair of birkies.

Fara shocked me wearing this sexy brown slinky dress. Woohoo. Trust her to up the sex quotient. Seriously, with the makeup and side slit showing off her thigh, she was HOT HOT HOT. Now i need to butter Moonie too, cause she'll complain endlessly if i compliment only Fara. So here goes - (forced tone) Moonie, you were mesmerizing lah.

Now on to the day's events. The real drama.

We gathered outside LTK, supposedly to exchange whatever notes we had. It became more like- we stole a lot of notes from Wendy (Bless that lovely, extremely well endowed woman). Then the buxom star and I went to buy food. I aslo helped the others to grab snacks - in the end, they all wanted the same thing - I have never bought so many paus at a single go in my life before.

After rushing through lunch, we headed to the debate arena. Not long after arriving, i got an sms from Chicken - alerting me that our clinical lecturer insists that we do a makeup on saturday for attending the official school function. Chee Bye lor. Go suck yourself. Like a leech. Suck Suck Suck. That lecturer really makes me sick. How can you deny the fact that an official email has been sent to all the parties involved? No one has a problem but her. It is proven that the info was disseminated down because she was able to question us about this on mon. So what the hell's her problem? Daddy Lian says she can go to hell. I totally agree. Daddy Lian rocks.

For the 1st match, we(proposition) were pitted against SIT(opposition). Our topic - This House Will Abolish Capital Punishment For Drug Trafficking. We thought we did rather well. We gave the matter a lot of thought and had a lot of agreeable nods from Joey and Daddy Lian.

Joey gave us some helpful pointers. Even he thought we would have no problems getting to the semis. We thought we would win hands down. Unfortunately, the judge wasn't on the same wavelength.We didn't win. Damn shit. And we sure as hell didn't know why. Wendy was shocked beyond belief. So were we.

That really dampened our spirits. We were previously warned that the SBM team was a force to be reckoned with. Die lor. No chance liao. And so, we continued on with heavy hearts.

The 2nd clash saw us(opposition) against SBM(proposition). The SBM team wore SUITS. I thought i had been transported to a Hong Kong mafia movie set. Apparently, they take the dress code really seriously. Their motion - This House Believes That Abortion On Demand Should Not Be Criminalized. They got their policy warped and in a twist of fate, we emerged the winners. Again, we were shocked. What the hell happened? Don't know. Don't care. Woohoo.

We stayed on to offer moral support to Halim's team. They're really good. Really good. They spoke with such conviction. And their witty ancedotes. Power. The opposing team were sore losers. One speaker even blamed the floor (audience) for the loss (by way of laughing). Please. Their points were weak and they possessed no sense of decorum whatsoever. Rudeness is always displeasing. So stop it. They only have themselves to blame.

For the record, i would like to extend my gratitude to everyone that helped make this work. Namely, my team members - Moonie & Fara, Wendy (our super sex symbol), Halim & his team for moral support, Daddy Lian for believing in us and Joey for all his guidance.

I'm looking at Joey in a slightly different light. He remains an Ang Moh Potato (Senior, that is). But he seems HOT HOT HOT now. It must be the specs. I must be a floozy. Whatever.

Also for the record, i would like to punch the fucking photographer who kept sticking his lens into our faces during our preparation, during our speeches, and everywhere we went. Fara..! It must have been your sexy dress lah.