ALL SMILES

I had a really fun day crapping with my friends today =)

During Attachment:
Moonie announced that her lips resembled labia (outer folds of the vagina). That grew into a slew of jokes. It started of with asking her to pout, then morphed into tasteless ridicule and then to porn-ish remarks. Wahahahaa... and super Moonie (aka Labby now) took it all in stride. That's why i love that woman soooooooo much. Hahaha.. she even said her nostrils were urethras (bilateral ones). Gross, but dead funny. So we (more like me and Chicken Su), imagined what it would be like if you had menses from your mouth. They stopped me but i'll blog here (cause IT's MY BLOG and i can say whatever i want, minus sensitive issues for now).

Just imagine... you'd have to stick a bloody pad to your mouth to catch hold of all the blood or be constantly spitting out clots. And eww... eat sambal via your vagina??!! Spicy danger! wahahhaha...

Met Lionel, Candy, kengli, Pimp etc at break. Stupid Lionel wants to wage war by teasing me with Pimp. Shit him. He mouthed this sick horny kissy lip thingee. I flashed my middle finger at him (Lionel calls this an innate reflex cause it happens spontaneously, rapid and is a predictable response to a stimulus). Lionel - this is war man. *evil laughter* Punch your face. Pull your hair. Coconut haired care bear.

After work:
I went home to bathe and head out again for dinner with Kelvin (my best male bud). Laughs always come easily for me with him around. His girlfriend declined the invitation to join us but gave him a love bite - a kind of signal for me to keep my paws of her man. WTH... wahhahaha...as if i would ever consider Kelvin. Ewww... He's too much of a brother to me. And besides.. he likes petite sluts. I'm not. She'd better not read this. Ah well, who cares... Bite me. Hahaha..

We went to chinatown to eat. Ordered chicken noodles and soup at a famous stall there. He paid. Whoppie. Free meal. Wahahha.. The stall owner was damn good looking - really, i'm not joking. Swooon swooon... Tall, slim built.. and get this...specs...(yeah, i have a thing for specs)!! Swoon swoon. The main reason i finished my food was because the handsome guy prepared my meal... and it was free.. heehee.. I think guys with specs look really good. Kelvin said he wanted to get specs too (so he could correct his shortsightedness). I told him to put a dustbin over his face. It'll be the only time he'll look good. That BENG =)

We headed off to spy on prostitutes loitering near the area. Not very much to see, so we went to Pearl Center to try our luck. We ploughed every level. And giggled every step off the way. All we saw were fat, old or ugly ones hanging around the door, except for a sweet young thing with a newspaper. We reckoned she probably has VD or would continue to read the papers while providing her 'service'.

Kelvin said aloud "Here got old folks' home ah?", when we passed by a shopfront headed by 2 super old ladies. At first, they beckoned him, trying to pose as sexily as possible perched on the little stools. Then they gave me the evil eye and whispered in hushed tones when i came into view. That bastard forced me to walk the whole shopping center with him. And the love bite on his neck.. i guess people thought i was responsible for that. I had to constantly remind him to flip up his collar to hide that sick mark. Wahahhaa...

In the MRT, i bumped into Aini (sweet young thing also) and made fun of Kelvin. He's like Moonie.. never gets angry and joins in the fun. Maybe i'll ask him to join me at my class BBQ =) He's one heck of a joker.

So ends my comically fuelled day. Hope there's many more to come.

It helps ease the pain after settling my credit card bills. Wahahha...